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Joke of the Day
"I Just Won the Polish Lottery I get $1 a year for a million years."
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"I feel like a lot of single women have been naming their cats Adele this year."
"Dracula must have a hard life... It sucks to live forever"
"What do you get when you run over a goose? Goose bumps."
"What do you call a woman with a very round head? Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken"
"How many toddlers does it take to change a light bulb Apparently more than 20 seeing how my basement is still dark"
"What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common? Someone is going to lose a trailer."
"Spinach is like butt sex... If you are forced to have it as a child, you aren't going to enjoy it as an adult."
"What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other? The Twin Towers."
"DOG: woof ME: you wanna go outside? DOG: [wagging tail] woof woof! ME: ok just a second DOG: [pulls a gun] woof [gestures to door] woof"