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Joke of the Day

"How Britons shower. The same as you, dummy. First, we get nice and wet. Then we get the tea."

"This is how clickbait works."

"I like my women the way I like my coffee Tied up in a burlap sack and slung over the back of Juan Valdez's mule."

"I have a habit... I have a habit of flipping around letters in a word. You say pencil, I say cenpil. You say banana, I say nababa. You say popcorn, I shut up."

"What kind of snake is it good to have on a car? Windshield vipers."

"Why were the Indians here first? Because they had reservations."

"The other day I wrote a post about muslims It blew up!"

"Have you ever tried to do ""The Dolphin"" during sex? It's when you try and stick it in the butt and she shakes her head saying ""eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh""."

"The ""PB&HJ;"" looked better on the menu. They really do have everything at the Cheesecake Factory."

"A charity single has been released in aid of Pakistan flood relief... Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed."