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Joke of the Day

"Does Facebook have a ""You're not smart enough to be talking about politics"" button?"

"What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios? Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!"

"Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor."

"FUN FACT: Teens in the late 1800s sent/received an average of 75 telegrams a day."

"Guy comes home to find his best friend in bed with his wife. He says: ""Jimmy, I HAVE to, but you?"""

"Why do cemeteries have fences? Because people are dying to get in."

"(Rushes to hospital) Dr: Your mother is extremely critical. Me: Don't overreact doctor, she's like that with everyone."

"Rape jokes aren't funny... They're too forced."

"Imagine us waiting for 2016 and all of sudden comes 2015 s"

"Turned 18 today, so I bought a locket and put my own picture in it. Guess I really am independent"