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Joke of the Day
"Comas make a big difference in a sentence. For example: Ben is in a hurry Ben is in a coma"
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"a fun thing to do if your wife leaves her fb open: post an argument you had but switch who said what and watch her friends agree with 'her'"
"Chuck Norris Jokes http://chuck-norris-jokes.com/"
"A couple have a terrible accident and they both end up blind The guy turns to his girlfriend and whispers in her ear: I'm sorry, but we can't see each other anymore."
"What's the crackhead's favorite song? I wanna rock!"
"FRIEND: you gotta go home and show your wife who's boss ME: damn right [later] ME: jen listen up *pulls out photo* this is my manager tim"
"The first year I didn't eat Thanksgiving leftovers on the day after. I quit cold turkey."
"Why do russians rush B? To break the rush-A stereotypes"
"She asked if I thought she was a 10... ...I told her she's more like a 14, cause she's the most basic bitch I've ever met."
"Hitlers Joke My dog has no nose. Well how does it smell? Awful."