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Joke of the Day
"Is the Paleo diet the one where you only eat dinosaurs?"
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"Opposing counsel licks his thumb every time he turns a page in his file and basically I didn't even know this rage inside me existed."
"People always say pigs can't fly like they've never seen a police helicopter before."
"TIL: The Flintstones is actually quite controversial in Saudi Arabia, because Dubai really doesn't like it... But Abu Dhabi do!"
"What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food? Mac in cheese"
"My aunt called me a basket case so I swallowed all of her decorative, weaved pieces of art that hold things to show her."
"The Wolf of Wall Street broke the record for saying the f-word 506 times The previous record was held by my dad putting together a table from IKEA."
"You know what I love about our relationship? We don't always need to talk. We can just sit here quietly disliking each other."
"George Bush is a pretty handsome man I would rate him 9/11"
"What do you get when you cross a kid who's eaten enough sugar to send a rocket into orbit, and the meanest boy in the whole world? Hyperbole"