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Joke of the Day

"what's brown and sticky? a stick."

"Paralympics Q: What's better than winning the Paralympics? A: Having legs!"

"What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old? Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking."

"Last weekend I went to shooting practice, when I was done I needed a ride so I called up my buddy and asked if he could pick me up, he said sure where u at Then I said, the pre school"

"My wife is enjoying the attention I've been giving her lately & though painting a phone on her face is inconvenient, it's saved our marriage"

"Cooking two tortillas at the same time like some kind of Mexican DJ."

"I just seen a kid yell at his dad and tell him ""No jerk!"" I yelled at my dad once when I was 12, then I woke up and I was 16."

"What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess? Arrrrrrr-wen"

"I had to get a Mastectomy last year... Whew, glad I got that off my chest."

"What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday? Cancer."