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Joke of the Day

"Last weekend I went to shooting practice, when I was done I needed a ride so I called up my buddy and asked if he could pick me up, he said sure where u at Then I said, the pre school"

"Remember how you used to love getting all new school supplies and now you just steal them from the office?"

"Starting a Mexican boy band named Juan Direction."

"Is it bad to hate a certain race? Because I despise the 100 meter"

"TIL I'm genetically predisposed to love heroin It's in my blood"

"When is the Speech Therapy Class? It's hard to say."

"There are many advantages of visiting Switzerland I mean, the flag itself is a big plus."

"What did Jay-Z call his wife-to-be? Feyonce."

"im a fruad. i wear the wrangler jeans despite never having wrangled a single goddamn thing in my life"

"Why do primates do so well in show biz? Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!"