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Joke of the Day
"A hot girl texted me ""Come over, no one's home"" So i went over... And no one's home"
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"I don't know why everyone is mad at Subway jared He's just a fat man in a little girls body"
"What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas? Bugs Bunny"
"What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson? A gap in coverage."
"How many feet do 2 black chickens have?"
"What is the opposite of progress? Congress"
"Damn girl, are you alcohol? Because I've had too much of you and I'm going to throw up."
"Is your dad's name Craftsman? Because you're a ratchet that's very easy to replace"
"What's gray and comes in quarts? Elephants."
"A husband and wife are fighting. The wife says ""You've got the smallest penis I've ever seen!"" The husband shoots back ""Then we're a perfect fit for each other, cause you're a shallow cunt!"""