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Joke of the Day
"Cooking two tortillas at the same time like some kind of Mexican DJ."
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"American Ninja Warrior is a bunch of people who took ""the floor is lava"" game way to seriously as kids."
"So, I told that contortionist that I didn't care much for his act. ...And he gets all bent out of shape about it."
"[breakfast table] Me: Who killed the entire box of Lucky Charms? 8: Not me 9: Not me CEREAL KILLER: Not me either"
"KONY 2012 What Uganda do about it?"
"Have you seen www.yawn.com? Yes but I'm a bit tired of it."
"What do you call a black man on the moon... An Astronaut!"
"What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke? Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal."
"It seems like instead of ""say cheese,"" photographers in the olden days were like, ""everything is meaningless."""
"Whats the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger; the other is a fish."