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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old? Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking."

"What Do You Call 5 Black People Having Sex? A threesome"

"How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazilian!"

"The new Pope So now that the new Pope is Argentinian they may say that they own Vatican City because they had a temporary residance there. It's not like it has happend before."

"A nun was kidnapped No offence but she was asking for it. Nun taken."

"Is bb-8 hungry? No, BB-8."

"Broke Up with my girlfriend today It's now shattered, so we'll watch something else tonight"

"I don't always roll a joint... But when I do, it's my ankle."

"My ex-girlfriend is standing at the opposite end of the museum from me! I want to go say hi but there's just so much history between us."

"Well thank you auto correct for changing ""I wish you were here"" to ""I wish you were her"". I didn't wanna have sex anyways."