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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old? Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking."

"There are two types of people: Those who extrapolate from incomplete data... ...and those who understand the importance of error bars."

"Satan's greatest trick is convincing you he's not real but there's a quality drop-off after that. No. 2 is pretending his thumb is your nose"

"Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're all dead"

"What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market? Hello ladies."

"Say Gabe Horn"

"I don't like LGBT community I mean, Bluetooth in LG devices isn't something amazing, is it?"

"I don't know why people always make such a fuss about how much a newborn weighs. It's a baby, not a stash of cocaine."

"NSFW Your dick's like Mt. Everest It's hard to get up."

"Hereditary Irritable Bowel Syndrome Runs in the family."