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Joke of the Day
"What does a crow call his penis? His CAWk."
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"Of course I can handle constructive criticism *resents you for the next 50 yrs"
"What does Michael Vick do in a plane? Have a dog fight."
"Men at the supermarket are like fish in an aquarium. Silent, with no recollection of how or why they got there."
"After his passing... ...his re-released albums will officially be reprince."
"What do porn stars have and comedians are? Professional Assholes."
"Mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink. BARTENDER: We dont serve your kind round' here. MUSHROOM: Why not I'm a fun-gai. I'll see my way out, thanks."
"""When I was younger they all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian,"" said Dane Cook. ""Nobody's laughing now!"""
"When a package says ""Easy Open"" I end up using scissors, knife, hammer, gun and a lightsaber."
"What does the snicker say to the other snicker? DEEZ NUTZ, Ha! Goteem!"