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Joke of the Day

"""When I was younger they all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian,"" said Dane Cook. ""Nobody's laughing now!"""

"A man walks into a restaurant..."

"You need a woman whose last name doesn't end in .jpg, .wmv, or .mpg"

"Hi-Fi, Mid-Fi and Low-Fi Stereotypes"

"Saying you like a lot of meat in your taco is received differently on Twitter than it is on Facebook. I know that now."

"I'm writing a book about reverse psychology.. Please don't buy it."

"Who decides which weeds to kill in the garden? Weedicide."

"how many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? juan."

"Why is Oedipus against swearing? He kisses his mother with that mouth!"

"I have a voluntary version of Tourette's."