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Joke of the Day

"What does Michael Vick do in a plane? Have a dog fight."

"Whenever I miss my ex I think about the things I didnt like about him... Like his hairy behind and his wife."

"SCIENTIST: it's our thinnest toilet paper yet, sir. less than a picometer CEO: *rips it by breathing on it* put it in every public restroom"

"Do Asian Golf Crowds Ohhhh And Awwwww Better Than American Fans?"

"I'm not sure why AT&T; dropped Tiger Woods. He just took advantage of his ""Nights and Weekends"" and proved ""roaming"" can be expensive."

"Shrink: How many true friends do you believe you have? Me: Define ""true friend."" Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419."

"Our website should have more colour more games more sound! Look what more do you want? Blood?"

"0 Jokes Q: What did Zero say to Eight? A: Nice belt. Q. What did Zero say to Nine? A: Nice dick. Q: What did Zero say to Ten? A: Hey don't kick my ass."

"A Doctor and patient Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine""."

"I started a three-way with a Chicken and Egg. I'll let you know."