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Joke of the Day

"After his passing... ...his re-released albums will officially be reprince."

"Why did Adele leave the house? So she could say Hello from the outside."

"What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie? ""Well doggone !"""

"Met a girl at the park today. It just felt like there were sparks between us. And as we lay making love a short time later I thought ""Damn, this taser was a good buy."""

"Half of Americans must be thinking Gaza Strip is the name of some Strip Club which Israel wants"

"what do I get Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?Tommy: Quarters.Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?Tommy: Hamburger."

"I worked as a programmer for autocorrect but the fried me for no raisin #PunYourJob"

"If a tree falls down in the woods... But nobody is around to hear it. Does a hipster still buy the album?"

"Dudes don't like it when you ask if their salmon-colored pants are wild or farm-raised"

"LOOK A UFO! Quick, grab the worst camera money can buy."