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Joke of the Day

"Men at the supermarket are like fish in an aquarium. Silent, with no recollection of how or why they got there."

"Why are there so many trees in Harlem? Public Transportation."

"The first rule of Thesaurus Club is you don't talk about, mention, speak of, discuss, or chat about Thesaurus Club."

"A movie about my life would really just be two hours of someone waiting at a bus stop and still managing to miss the bus."

"I'm should probably update everyone who wrote ""Have a great summer!"" in my high school yearbook. It was okay."

"What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese? Dind Dong"

"New diet plan: murder all the skinny people."

"Today's a really good day... 10/10"

"Why the Xelerator is better than the Airblade... Dyson only makes products that suck."

"""Meetings"" What a Jamaican calls everything he owns."