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Joke of the Day

"Mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink. BARTENDER: We dont serve your kind round' here. MUSHROOM: Why not I'm a fun-gai. I'll see my way out, thanks."

"John said: ""Come forth, and receive eternal salvation."" However, John came fifth and got a toaster."

"Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, ""Sorry, no professionals."""

"What is tuba plus tuba? Fourba!"

"What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft? A flat minor."

"America & UK are competing to see who can fuck up their country the most... UK is in the lead... but America has a Trump card."

"What did Dj Khaled say to the barn owl? You talonted"

"I tried to blow a hair off my laptop screen so now there's some spit next to the hair."

"What do you call a bird of prey born in the 00's. A millennium falcon."

"Donald Trump says he has a great relationship with the blacks But unless the blacks is the name of a white family, that's probably not the case --Seth Meyers"