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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves..... Free"
Next Joke
"Ok..I get it now..When you spoke in a normal voice it was unclear what you meant but once you screamed the identical words it all made sense"
"What is it called when Batman leaves church? Christian Bale... "
"Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!"
"Not that I hate you.. But I'll unplug your life support to charge my phone"
"It's so sad... that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs"
"What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly? A herrocopter"
"What is the best way to stop a politician? A really strong gust of wind."
"When speaking to children I always end every sentence with ""...or else you'll die. "" - I find this to be an excellent motivational tool."
"Mother Teresa lived to 87. Do you know how much sex she had in all those years? Nun."