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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when Batman leaves church? Christian Bale... "
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"What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a wall? My dick while doing it."
"No school tomorrow... Thanks Obama"
"Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and fat and ugly? Boyfriend: Of course I do !"
"So NASA has bombed the moon... So, it seems the moon is hiding weapons of mass destruction too."
"was going to make a joke about science but I know for I wont get a reaction..."
"What was Monica Lewinsky's high school yearbook superlative? Most likely to suck seed."
"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there are too many cheetahs."
"What's Medusa's favorite type of cheese? *Gorgon*zola"
"What did one snowman say to the other? I think I smell carrots!"