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Joke of the Day
"Not that I hate you.. But I'll unplug your life support to charge my phone"
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"I like my Women how I like my Coffee. Ground up and in a bag :^)"
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One to change the bulb and four to beat the shit out of the black guy who was originally hired to change the bulb."
"It's all a matter of taste Two cannibals are eating a Clown. One says to the other: ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
"What does Hilter get when he's scared? The hebrewgeebies"
"Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda? A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam."
"Dogs are just vacuums that want to be rewarded"
"What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people? A cannibal."
"What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's? Jackpot!"
"Which came first? Chicken or the Egg? Neither. I CAME first!"