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Joke of the Day
"What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes? It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!"
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"I make breakfast for my new boyfriend. ""How do you like your eggs? I like mine *fertilised*."""
"Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side."
"Heart is mobile and you are sim GIRL:My heart is like a mobile and you are the sim card BOY:I m very happy. . . Gal:dont b too happy. . . If I get a new offer I will change the sim card..!"
"At least my masseuse has my back."
"Vegans with children named 'Hunter' are why I lie awake at night."
"Whats green and flys through the air? Super Pickle"
"Popeye was a lonely sailor. No wonder he had such big forearms."
"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods knows how to pick a good driver."
"They named it Galaxy Note because when you take this thing out of your pocket, the entire Galaxy can note that it's been taken out."