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Joke of the Day
"What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes? It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!"
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"I saw the army of Lichtenstein the other day. He was a really nice guy."
"""Why do bad things happen to good people?"" To even out the good things that happen to bad people."
"If you're looking for someone to tell you what to do in the bedroom I'm pretty good at instructing on how to install window blinds."
"What was Lenin's favourite film? Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe."
"What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage? About 2-3 inches."
"I wonder who the Jonses try to keep up with."
"""It's not what it looks like,"" I say to the bunny noticing my slippers."
"TIL that 9/10 Doctors agree, drinking water is good for children The tenth doctor is Dr. Pepper"
"Why did the psych ward escapee never get married? He had a fear of commitment"