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Joke of the Day

"3 : Daddy, can we watch Frozen? Me : Sorry, darling. We can't watch Frozen in the summer because all the characters will melt."

"What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him? ""Get off me, homes"""

"A man walks into a bar and notices two things: 1. there's a line. 2. The daily special is a Cranberry & Vodka. So he gets into the punch-line."

"What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion? Two fingers."

"whats the definition of a will? (lol come on guys its a dead giveaway)"

"What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing? Carlos."

"What did the blue denims say to the black denims? I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door"

"I've been thinking about Oscar Pistorious's case... I don't think he's got a leg to stand on."

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? A pardon."

"What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire? A pumpkin!"