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Joke of the Day
"Blonde joke What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school? A. Hump me dump me!!"
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"Spent way too much time walking around the house trying to track down an odd noise that turned out to be a whistle in my nose."
"What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath? Men toes."
"One of the worst things you can possibly do to someone is return their text with a call."
"Stephen Hawing running for president Just kidding.....he can't run"
"Why did the chicken marry the crocodile? Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name."
"Maybe I have a bunny in my pants, maybe that's why I'm putting this salad in my pockets, you don't know me."
"A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption."
"How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem? Glue a sandwich on the ceiling."
"How many potatoes do you need to kill an Irish man? None"