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Joke of the Day

"Blonde joke What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school? A. Hump me dump me!!"

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"my anaconda don't want none unless you got snake food this time. last time u tried to feed him buns but the carbs are bad for him"
"What's it called when two female scientists have sex for the first time? A double slit experiment"
"What's the difference between England and a tea bag? ...A tea bag stays in the cup longer! #FIFAWORLDCUPBRAZIL"
"Why is the ocean always salty? Because the land never waves back."
"Men, what's worse than Satan himself? Satan herself"
"Want to hear a gay joke? Nevermind... it's kinda gay"
"Text abbreviations date back to the days of the telegraph with common shorthand like DFMWOL for ""Dying From Musket Wound Out Loud."""