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Joke of the Day

"Anyone wanna have a pun war? Just for phun.?"

"I wake up every morning feeling like a Japanese democracy. Huge erection."

"I walked out of a club with a girl last night. She slipped her hand inside my jeans, squeezed my c*ck and said, ""Yours or mine?"" I said, ""That's mine."""

"Our son eats 3 bowls of generic fruity pebbles every morning then pukes on the bus."

"I went to a General Store the other day. Couldn't find anything specific."

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down a lane and turned into a field..."

"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that he's finished."

"LISTEN LADY IF YOU DIDN'T WANT ME SITTING ON YOUR BABY YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CALLED ASKING FOR A BABYSITTER"

"What do you do when a feminist, anti-feminist and meninist cross paths? Triggernometry."

"What's the similarity between communism and a pencil? They both only really work on paper"