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Joke of the Day

"A young boy asks his Dad :""What is the difference between confident and confidential? Dad says: ""You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential."

"When I was ten, my family moved to Downers Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them."

"So when people say they religiously do something. Does that mean they do it really hypocritically and fairy tale like?"

"Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff."

"Someone called me lazy today... I almost responded."

"What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine? AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!"

"My jokes are like straws They suck."

"Wife: Am I grotesque? Me: No, angel cake! Wife: Why did you call me a cake? Me: Cake is round? *runs *"

"My neighbor came pounding on my front door at 2am last night lucky for him, I was up practicing my bag pipes."

"Apparently you can survive just by eating plants. That's something I haven't herbivore."