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Joke of the Day

"*Shocking News*: Critics Say Kindergartner's Homework ""Doesn't Add Up"""

"greasy... Q: Why are you so fat? A: From eating your mom's greasy pussy."

"I like how your profile picture is you at your wedding, so are you like a professional bride"

"POLICE CHIEF: They call him the copycat killer ONE OF THE COPS (mocking tone): They call him the copycat killer [everyone looks at him] Oops"

"If you punched a random Brit today... There would be a 52% chance they deserved it."

"Now that it's abandoned nudes, I hope Playboy goes with its other major brand identity and becomes a magazine about a very fancy rabbit."

"Will Will Smith smith? Will Smith will smith."

"I was riding a horse once and its leg broke, so I had to shoot it -- everyone on the carousel freaked out."

"Archaeologists digging in Egypt discovered a Mummy covered in Chocolate and Nuts Experts believe it to be a Pharaoh Roche"

"Genders are like the Twin Towers There used to be two of them and now its a really sensitive subject."