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Joke of the Day

"There was an old woman walking her dog A man came up to her and said that's an ugly pig. The woman replied ""Sir, that's not a pig."" The man said ""I was talking to the dog!"""

"How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff? A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch."

"All my punishment tactics against my 8 year old were in vain until I threatened to transfer her most valued Pokemon to the Professor"

"Given the American diet, don't you think we'd have greater success locating missing children if we put their faces on liters of soda?"

"Reddit Jokes are so stupid! See what I did there?"

"How do you know a soprano is at the door? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in."

"Timing. Why don't Norwegians tell good jokes?"

"If I were Jesus I would be seriously spooked by all the buildings with giant crosses."

"A black man, a lawyer, an illegal immigrant, a Muslim, and a Communist walk into a bar The bartender asks: ""What will it be, Mr. President?"""

"Jesus said to Peter, ""Come forth and I will give you eternal glory."" Peter came fifth and won a toaster."