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Joke of the Day
"Me: nice car Friend: yeah 400 horsepower Me: that's like 7000 ducks Friend: what Me: what"
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"Chinese takeout, $15.00, gas to get there, $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes. Riceless."
"Its so awkward meeting new people. Especially when they go in for a handshake and you go in for an open-mouth kiss."
"Made up a classy joke, give me your feedback... I broke up with my clone the other day. Being sincere, I told him ""its not you, its me""."
"I hope Death is my father... because he'll never get me."
"If circumcisions take an hour to complete, how long will you have to work to complete 12? Around the cock"
"What does Hilter get when he's scared? The hebrewgeebies"
"What do you call it when an escort farts? A prosti-toot"
"My Iraqi friend skyped me today Something hilarious must've been happening because I kept hearing ""Hahahahallahu hahahkbar"" and then what sounded like party poppers. Abdul sure is a mad one."
"What did the illiterate man say upon realizing the couch he just purchased was made of fake leather? Oh for faux sake!"