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Joke of the Day
"What does Hilter get when he's scared? The hebrewgeebies"
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"Why did only 2 Mexicans cross the border? The sign said ""No Trespassing"" (TRES-Passing)"
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"Thinking about starting a line of realistic welcome mats with things like ""Please don't stay long!"" or ""I hope you brought booze."""
"Why won't Monica Lewinsky be voting for Hillary? Because the last Clinton presidency left a very bad taste in her mouth."