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Joke of the Day
"What does Hilter get when he's scared? The hebrewgeebies"
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"I hoped to be a mortgage some day... But it looks like I'm forever a loan."
"EAT becomes FAT If you don't draw the line."
"We are the sand. The wind will blow us. The ocean will beat us. Life is a beach."
"Will the Australian eat jam? He Mar-might."
"What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified? Holy"
"""are you drunk?"" - everyone's response when i send a nice text"
"They said I'd miss my family I never miss at close range."
"There is no greater stress than the stress of a guy who forgot his phone & left it at home with his wife."
"""What time do I get off?"" has an entirely different meaning when you work in the sex industry."