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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when an escort farts? A prosti-toot"
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"We're throwing a surprise retirement party for a guy at the office and the ""party"" isn't the surprise."
"What is Paul Georges favorite place to eat at? IHOP"
"An Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew are sitting at a bar What a fine example of an integrated community."
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"Why do tampons find it so hard to make friends? They're all stuck-up cunts."
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"What the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke."