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Joke of the Day

"What did the illiterate man say upon realizing the couch he just purchased was made of fake leather? Oh for faux sake!"

"What's your favorite word? 5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel."

"What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snow balls"

"What do you call a fight between an Illegal Immigrant and a Pedophile? Alien vs Predator"

"If women don't fool around, and men do fool around, who are the men fooling around with?"

"""You're so cold, I wished you would just disappear!"" His temperature then dropped to 0 Kelvin and he disappeared"

"What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca? Alpaca 'nother bong"

"My gf broke up with me.... She said, ""It's okay we can still be cousins.."""

"Teacher Why did the teacher get glasses? Because she was having trouble with her pupils"

"How do you know an Asian has robbed your house? They're still in your driveway"