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Joke of the Day

"Its so awkward meeting new people. Especially when they go in for a handshake and you go in for an open-mouth kiss."

"Sometimes I just go to work for the free internet."

"Did you hear about the golf match between the black golfer and white golfer from South Africa? Birdie on the last hole would have won the match for the black golfer, but a par tied."

"Why don't blind people bungee jump? Cuz' it scares the fuck out of the dogs!"

"It would suck being run over by a limo because it would take twice as long."

"I wear a ski mask to bed so if there's a home invasion the intruder will think I'm part of the team."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cork ! Cork who ? Cork and beans !"

"A Jewish boy asks his father for $20. His father says, ""Ten dollars? What do you need five dollars for?"""

"What kind of back problem did the terrorist have? Scoli-isis"

"How many frat brahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? None- it's already lit, fam"