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Joke of the Day

"If circumcisions take an hour to complete, how long will you have to work to complete 12? Around the cock"

"How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Give her a basketball, and tell her to read it."

"[Me at job interview] And, how seriously does your company take allegations of witchcraft?"

"I just got a new job at a prison library. It has its prose and cons."

"So, they're going to combine Facebook, YouTube, and Twitter into one website. It's going to be called ""YouTwitFace""."

"How do you make a hormone? You don't pay her"

"What did the blondes left leg say to her right? Nothing... They've never met"

"Why do I see so many broken condoms outside? Honey, those are called ""children"" and should be treated as such."

"One from my 7yo God daughter: why can't Elsa hold on to her balloon? Because she keeps letting it go!"

"What is the difference between a cock and a penis? A cock is an animal. Penis is a male sexual organ."