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Joke of the Day
"Knock, knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? My damn foot's stuck in door! Open up!"
Next Joke
"TIL back in the day there were only 25 letters in the alphabet. Nobody knew y."
"Thanks for shopping! Would you like to donate $1 to cancer research or are you a giant monster?"
"What do you call earrings on a gay man? Queerings"
"what is the key to picking up girls who are musicians? get a flat and be sharp"
"What do you call a bear that's been in the rain? A drizzly bear, of course"
"What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000? Price is right!"
"Eat 70,000 small meals each day to keep your metabolism going strong."
"[Little Caesar's meeting] ""We need a new, clever slogan"" *everyone looks at Jim* Jim: Um... Pizza...Pizza? ""Jim...U just saved this company"""
"Look, if crying doesn't solve the problem, then maybe I'm just not the person you should be asking."