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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bear that's been in the rain? A drizzly bear, of course"

"Do you smoke? Smokers: ""Yes."" Non-Smokers: ""Never have, never will."" Stoners: ""Smoke what?"""

"Pussy. That's it. Don't get it? No worries, me either."

"What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis? TB or not TB, that is the question."

"What is Brazil's favorite game right now? Hide and go zika"

"I had a joke about time travel but you guys didn't like it."

"Guy: I don't deserve you. Girl: Awwwww...you're so sweet... Guy: I don't mean that in a good way."

"Just saw a black guy in Connecticut. Played it cool, though. Only got my picture taken with him twice."

"Why did the doughnut maker retire? He was fed up with the hole business."

"There are 2 kinds of people in this world, those who can count and those who cannot count.. I'm the 1st kind of person, I can count."