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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bear that's been in the rain? A drizzly bear, of course"

"Oxygen and Potassium went on a date. It went O.K."

"A 40 year-old man is walking into some dark woods with an 8 year-old girl... ...the girl says, ""These woods are scary!"" The man says, ""How do you think I feel? I have to walk out all by myself!"""

"My two best friends were born on 4/20... They have a joint birthday party"

"You should always stay the night with a farmer's daughter... Their morning routine begins with a cock in their ear."

"Why was Hitler doomed to fail? because jew wrongs don't make a riech"

"What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song? Crimea River..."

"I'm not religious, but avocados are proof of a benevolent creator."

"Why can't ghosts make babies? They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out."

"Dad I'm gay *Dad rips newspaper* ""WHAT"" I like guys dad ""Oh thank god. I thought you were happy for a second"""