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Joke of the Day
"What do you call earrings on a gay man? Queerings"
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"Every time I notice some loser has deleted me for being totally awesome, I wish that the small Asian from ""The Hangover"" would pop up on their screen and scream, ""Tooood-a-loooo muthaf$ckaaaaasss!"""
"What's the similarity between a marriage and a tornado? At the start there's lots of sucking and blowing but in the end you lose your house."
"I like my men like I like my coffee-- silent."
"Why do porn stars hate driving? Because people always pull out infront of them."
"Here's what I do not understand Spanish"
"I said to the porn producer I couldn't take any more dick... So I got the sack."
"knock knock nice try kiddo, i'm homeless"
"Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September people say ""Wow is it Halloween already?"""
"[hell] Me: Why am I here? Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair."