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Joke of the Day
"Thanks for shopping! Would you like to donate $1 to cancer research or are you a giant monster?"
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"I wrote a Ricky Martin joke, but it was gay."
"Boy: What's the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt"
"I knew she was the one the moment she said those three words that took my breath away... ""THAT'S GONNA SMELL!"""
"Why did the sick bird get deported? He was an ill eagle."
"When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go? Oh 'ewe' know!"
"A man was arrested standing next to his homie coz it was homie side"
"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."
"It's unwise to cut down a forest on your own. It usually takes tree fellers or more."
"""We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."" - A man who owned other men."