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Joke of the Day
"Thank you for telling the definition of ""many"" to me. It means a lot."
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"So, Burt and Ernie are just sitting at home, when Burt looks over at Ernie and asks, ""Hey Ernie, do you want to get some ice cream?"" Then Ernie said, ""Sure Burt."""
"i dont think anyone quotes mlk more than white people who were just accused of racism themselves"
"I ordered a meal from the International Space Station. My sides are in orbit."
"""My mind is telling me nooo... But my body... My body's telling me yesss...BABY"" Cashier: Sir...would you like fries with that or not?"
"Father say to son ""If you keep masturbating you'll go blind."" Son replied ""Dad, I'm over here."""
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Dude! Breathe!!"
"Tequila! Vodka! Whiskey! I'm calling the shots."
"Sorry I ate your baby but you shouldn't have wrapped it like a burrito."
"This guy's ""game"" is so bad, He can't get pussy from a dead cat."