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Joke of the Day
"i dont think anyone quotes mlk more than white people who were just accused of racism themselves"
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"Islamic state claimed responsibility for american presidential elections."
"Why did the chickens cross the road? Because they were Turkish."
"Stressed? Try this: Picture a lake at dawn. Ducks beginning to stir... Then drink 22 beers & drive your car into a church."
"black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder... the bartender says ""where did you get that?"" parrot says ""africa, where else?"""
"I heard a Sean Connery film once got am R rating Because he said ""sit"" too many times Edit: shit didn't proofread the title, *an* not *am*"
"""Damn girl are you a dam, girl? Cuz your water just broke haha"" yes we will go to the hospital in a minute honey, jesus christ im tweeting"
"Research shows that the number one cause of divorce in America is Marriage"
"Anaconda Funny Joke I was watching anaconda on my laptop then my parents walked in.... I just switched to porn it was easyier to explain"
"How long after walking into someone's house is it acceptable to ask for their WiFi password?"