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Joke of the Day

"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Dude! Breathe!!"

"I told my friend I had HIV... She asked me if I was sure. I told her I was positive."

"The Hobbit 4: Bilbo's relatives auction off his stuff Bilbo puts on his ring One by one, his relatives die under mysterious circumstances"

"Did you hear the one about the invisible knife? I couldn't see the point!"

"MORON Q: Why did the moron throw the butter out the window? A: He wanted to see a butterfly."

"Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes? There was a sin tax error. [8.5]"

"Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend. Perfectly regulated office temperatures are a girl's best friend."

"Why is Santa Claus always a man? Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion."

"LOL ""Your future depends on your dreams."" So go to sleep."

"Why Adolf Hitler is a bank robber? Because he is a Dollar Thief."