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Joke of the Day
"Tequila! Vodka! Whiskey! I'm calling the shots."
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"Keep an identical glass of vodka next to the glass of water on your bedside table for a refreshing morning game of Russian Roulette"
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"Top 3 things you want to do to avoid writing a clickbait title Number 2 will shock you!"
"People who say they'll be late for their own funeral* *trust me. you'll make it."
"Why doesn't NASA send cows to space? Because the stakes would be too high."
"Calm down, take a deep breath and hold it for about 20 minutes."
"Have you heard of the Y-values? I heard they're all the range."
"What do you call an academic who apologises all the time? An anthropologist"