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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I ate your baby but you shouldn't have wrapped it like a burrito."
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"Matter is the Real MVP m = V * p"
"What a kid I got I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. 'creds: Rodney Dangerfield'"
"My wife just told me she's leaving me if I don't stop drinking I told her "" Come on honey just one more drink, and I will help you pack!"
"Where will the Womens World Cup final be held? Kitchen Stadium"
"I was just dancing like nobody was watching and anyway... my dogs dialed 911 and these firemen think I'm having a seizure."
"Why couldn't Helen Keller vote? She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote."
"Of course climate change is man-made. It's all been meticulously orchestrated by the Titanic survivors, seeking revenge on that iceberg."
"What's Donald Trump's favorite kind of bubble gum? Bigly chew."
"What's a bear's favorite kind of treasure? Bearied."