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Joke of the Day

"After years of searching for my girlfriend's G-spot, who would have guessed her sister had it all this time!"

"If scientists weren't so busy advancing yogurt technology, we'd have flying cars by now."

"My girlfriend hates my cheesy jokes They really grate on her"

"How do you get down from an Elephant? You don't get down from an elephant, you get down from a duck!"

"What do you call a funny jar of mayonnaise? Lmayo."

"The Bride of Frankenstein Dr. Frankenstein: I took the Bride Of Frankenstein to the Caribbean last month. Igor: Jamaica? Dr. Frankenstein: Yes."

"What did one condom say to the other while passing a gay bar? Lets go in there and get shit faced."

"COP: do you know why I pulled you over? ME: *hands him a puppy and drives off* [3 years later] COP *walking his dog*: wait a second..."

"One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money."

"I hate arrogant people....It's like they think they're better than me...No one is better than me!"