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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Rooster's wear underwear? Because their pecker's on their face"
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"[The Beatles writing Here Comes The Sun] Paul: so what should come after here comes the sun? [Ringo screams from bathroom]: Doo Doo, Doo Doo"
"""Keep that upside-down frown right where it is!"" - Botox Patient Saying"
"In lieu of a gift I liked a couple of charities on FB in your honour"
"I called in to work and asked my boss what the difference between work and his daughter was. I'm not coming into work this morning."
"What did Cinderalla do when she got to the ball? She gagged."
"How did Captain Hook die? Jock itch."
"God making man in his image was the original selfie"
"I've just invented a perfume made from holy water Eau my God"
"In a perfect world a ""Party Pooper"" would be someone who could shoot confetti out of their butt."