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Joke of the Day
"Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?"
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"Why do so few men end up in Heaven? They never stop to ask directions."
"You say the punch line first. Whats the best way to ruin a joke?"
"What do the Mafia and pussies have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit"
"Why is the Mars Rover banned from pet stores? Curiosity killed the cat."
"NSFW A man asked a woman ""Excuse me miss can I smell your feet?"" She replies ""why certainly not!"" So the man says ""oh must be your pussy then."""
"what do you call a snake that studies past events? a *HISS*torian"
"Why are under-endowed men likely to get lucky with homeopathic physicians? Because they like their dicks vanishingly small ..."
"When someone tries to tell me they can't do something, I'm like ""you ever hear of the Power of Grayskull?"""