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Joke of the Day

"Who came up with hugs? The very first hug must have been really creepy. ""What are you doing? Why are you holding me?"" ""Just trust me."""

"[NSFW] I just came up with the female version of the, 'helping Jack off the bus' joke. If you had a Vietnamese friend named Gina, wold you ask her to eat Pho Gina?"

"I lost my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that."

"What did the fisher say to the fishkin? Catch you later"

"Which letter has the best bum? Big Rs"

"I just got my first hand job. I'm officially a manicurist."

"In honor of Pi Day: Who founded the round table? Sir Cumference"

"[Dark Humor] Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline [Probally heard this but it's worth a shot]"

"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... ... Just kidding"

"There is nothing louder than a party across the street that you weren't invited to."