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Joke of the Day

"[Dark Humor] Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline [Probally heard this but it's worth a shot]"

"What begins with an ""s"", ends with a ""x"" and leaves a guy blown away? Semtex."

"What I learned from small crosses placed along the roadside with flowers. Christians are horrible drivers."

"Yo mama so poor [21st Century Update] she still has her daddy genitals"

"How to keep a man happy: 1) Phone him 86 times a day 2) Wail hysterically 3) Be needy 4) Never sleep with him 5) Buy yourself shoes"

"What's a jewish man's favourite song? Tanakh Tanakh Tun"

"Two Helium Atoms Are Bonding. HeHe"

"How many Greeks does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, ......A Greek will screw anything!"

"Who would you save first? Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!"

"Celebrating christmas in another country, santa leaves a chicken cutlet in my boot. ""Is that good?"" No one will make eye contact with me."