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Joke of the Day
"In honor of Pi Day: Who founded the round table? Sir Cumference"
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"ME: Lord, what have I done to deserve this GOD: *unfurls a scroll that keeps going for miles* Well"
"MEMO TO GIRLS: It is not cold in here. You are a girl."
"What does a Mexican Morpheus say? Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door..."
"All those who believe in telekinesis Raise My hand"
"Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke? They don't find them Hume-erous."
"I bet college professors never get tired of watching freshmen get fat. I know I wouldn't."
"Why can't an eel and an eagle team up? Because it would be eel-eagle!"
"You don't need to write ""imo"". Nobody is confusing your tweets with Nietzsche."
"Why doesn't Anne Coulter have any loose skin? She's afraid someone will make a lampshade out of it."