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Joke of the Day

"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... ... Just kidding"

"where do babies come from?? where the hell are they GOING is what i wanna know, folks!"

"If your rice accidentally gets wet, you can dry it out overnight by placing it in a bowl of cellphones."

"Why did the python do national service ? He was coiled up !"

"I got a purebred Beagle puppy for my wife I thought it was an awesome trade."

"Why did the kiddie pool have no friends? Because it was too shallow."

"Son: Dad do you remember your first blowjob? Dad: Ohhh yeah I do! Son: How did it taste? Dad: Get out"

"You can't compare Tim Cook and Donald Trump It's like comparing apples to oranges."

"What's your ringtone? That's nice. Mine's a light shade of brown."

"Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The Wheelchair (Dont hate me)"