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Joke of the Day
"Anywhere but here. Where does the punchline of a joke go?"
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"Why is it a dog finds great joy sticking his head out of a car going 55mph, but if you blow in his face he'll try and kill you..........Bad Breath"
"What do you call a obese fortune teller? A fortune teller, you FPHer!!!"
"Virginity is like a car I kept mine until I was rear ended in a bad neighborhood"
"Instead of John I call my bathroom Jim, that way it sounds better when I say I went to the Jim first thing this morning."
"There are 10 types of people in this world Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who where expecting a ternary joke."
"My jokes are like onions... They're layered. And because if you dissect them I'll cry."
"Why is it hard to work at an apple pie factory? They have such a high turnover rate."
"What is the main difference between a drag show and a drag race? The phrase ""I blew a tranny"" means something totally different."
"First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's eating you? Second apple: Worms I think."