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Joke of the Day

"What should you do if you see your TV floating? Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy."

"*On date* Her: hey, how are you? Me: yeah really g.. BRAIN: *interrupting* TELL HER THAT RAP ABOUT ANTS YOU MADE UP ON THE WAY HERE."

"Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a building after drinking Alka-seltzer? He had a bad alkaline trip."

"I was gonna put on my cowboy hat and sit on my patio shirtless to showcase my abs when I realized I don't own a cowboy hat, a patio, or abs."

"I don't know how to act my age I've never been this old before."

"So 22 counties in Alabama are refusing to issue gay marriage licenses on the grounds that they believe in the traditional marriage of a man and his sister."

"Whats a frogs favourite game ? It's croak-et !"

"How do you say hi Hello"

"The airport lost my luggage so I took it to court. I lost my case."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ? Bark you car on the drive !"